/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4758216
Then why are you getting increasingly more mad and angry?

I miss the old EK.

>>4351824
>stupid

>That will never be my dick railing a hotty

>Hey Grandpa
>Hey Timmy
>How is that gameboy ma jig going?
>It's NOT a gameboy grandpa. It's a HoloBoy 500.
>Oh, I'm a little out of touch Timmy.
>You mean you didn't have interactive holograms when you were growing up? What did you do with your spare time?
>Well, Timmy. We did the DARNDEST things. We used to hang out on this image board called 'Four Chan' where we would make the whackiest comments
>Like what grandpa?
>Well. Let's say someone mentioned they were studying Biology. I would reference their post then, on two separate lines, leave the phrases "biology" and "a hard science" with the associated image of George Costanza of Seinfeld fame
>That sounds gay grandpa
>Well... eh, I suppose
>I'm going to visit my friend on the Moon grandpa.
>Can I c-
>No. You know you Oldies can't handle space travel. Why don't I put some Seinfeld on or something?

>That feel when you are smarter than 99% of the world's population but noone will accept your papers because you don't have a shitty 'degree'

>>3805662
>MFW I do this and one day overhear the girl I like saying that she hates how I've gotten "all muscley" and she thought I was cuter before

>>3800546
>[X] Black president
>[X] Diamond planet
>[X] Multiple earth-like planets
>[X] Water on Mars
>[X] Quantum computers
>[X] Human genome complete
>[X] Bulletproof human skin invented
>[X] Recordable thought movies
>[X] Downloadable cars
>[X] Printable organs
>[X] Lightspeed barrier broken
>[X] Wooly mammoth cloning
>[X] AIDS cure in the works
>[X] Cancer cure in the works
>[X] Nike Mags in production
[0] Number of Carl Sagan's who have experienced these things

That feel.

>That feel when Carl Sagan won't be around for first contact

I used to think that humans will continue advancing. That, even after setbacks, the accumulation of knowledge will continue to grow and things would always get better.

I was naive. Even if the people of the world would work for this, resources wouldn't allow it and I can't imaging a stable economy. We will one day fall.

TWophyiscists are working down the street the first phyidicist says will u love me 4eva teh second says no and the first physicists is hit by and tachyon because they was sad and the second phycistis runs up 2 the others corpse and whipsters in there ear "wat i mean was, i will live u 5eva. tats more den 4eva"

repost this if it makes you sad everytime u read it

>>3647521
The truth is, we have no idea. They may not be life in this solar system, this galaxy, this universe or any universe for that mayyer.

>>3127819
>Implying anyone will ever take such a logical and rational approach to society and eventually one day into space

>Bio chem
>1

I love my girlfriend, we've been together for years and I really don't want to break up with her or anything nor do I think I could betray her, but I really, really want to start boning other girls before I get too old. I hope someday she'll just be all "sure, go fuck other girls, btw I won't fuck other guys" but I know it will never happen.

>>3014306
>People actually believe this
>Use correct science
>People won't believe it
>ok.jpg

Would I have got more replies if I just made this a Star Trek general? Or a religion vs creationism thread?

>That feel when you ask a genuine question on /sci/ and every thinks you a trolling because "noone can be this stupid."

The distinction is completely arbitrary OP, I agree, but I've given up all hope on ever swaying these people. We'll either have to form our own society or deal with it.jpg.

/SCI/ DOESN'T KNOW ANY ACTUAL SCIENCE!

>>2730268
Prove it.

No really, he's making me worry. I do well in Uni now but I'm only in my Bachelors. What if my IQ simply isn't good enough.

>My face

You're right, RIP Nate Dogg, you will be missed.