/sci/ - Science & Math

If some bearded fag with superpowers showed up saying he was Jesus, I'd ask for proof that he was
A) the Jesus of the Bible
B) the son of (or the actual) deity that created the universe.

After all, we are as gods to ants. Why can't there be any other beings in existence that are like gods compared to us? Being powerful doesn't automatically you the creator.

If he could prove that he was Jesus of the Bible, I'd ask him what he thought of the way his teachings had evolved into a religion, and of the direction that religion has taken.

If he could prove that he was the actual creator deity, I'd ask him why he created the universe, and why he is here now talking to me.

If he could prove that he was _both_ the creator deity and of the bible, I'd ask him why the bible is so inconsistent and contradictory; and I'd ask him why he made a universe where all rational inquiry seems to contradict his word.

>>1898467
Will not work for 3 reasons

1) The moderately stupid Christians will realize we're trolling and still feel the need to save us from our atheistic ways.

2) The extremely stupid Christians will not realize we're trolling, and feel an extra strong need to save us from C'thulhu worship

3) Stupid 13 year old newfags will think we're serious, want to join on the C'thulhu worship bandwagon, and in 2 years time 4chan will be full of idiots who actually claim to be C'thulhu worshipers.

Not only will you not stop the Christian idiots, you will give us another set of religious idiots to deal with. It is a funny idea, though.