/sci/ - Science & Math

>5th grade
>assigned some book report
>read the entire book in one day
>come back the next day with nothing to do, everyone else is still reading their books
>Teacher starts yelling at me about being lazy and doing work.
>I tell her that I already read my book and took the quiz she assigned over it
>she doesn't believe me
>sends me to the office for lying.

>6th grade, terrible math teacher
>she gets things wrong all the time, not just mixing up numbers, but incorrectly teaches equations and rules
>get sent to the office twice in the first week for "disobedience" I.E. correcting the teacher.
>from that point on, spend my time in the class just learning out of the book.
>end of the year and standardized test time.
>I'm the only person in the entire 6th grade that makes 100% on the math section.
>teachers has the gall to parade me in front of the class and faculty about how I'm her "prodigy."

>9th grade, writing some essay, at some point in the paper have Its it's."
>get a 98 on the essay
>I explain to the teacher that one of the its is a possessive form, and the other is a contraction.
>"Nice try buddy, but I'm not going to fall for that"

>mfw