/sci/ - Science & Math

When I was in elementary school (back in the 90s) we had a climate activist come in and scare us all shitless. He said coastal lands would be flooded, crops will be in shortage, etc. all within a couple decades (like 2020). He told us that we could help preserve water by not flushing the toilet after every use, but rather every other use. So I stopped flushing every time and got yelled at by my mom.

Nowadays I simply don't give a fuck. I throw recyclables into the trash. I throw oily trash into the recycling bins (tainting other people's recyclables as well). I litter whenever I get the chance (I've seen some plastic trash I've thrown onto the grass walking home from the store sometimes a year later past the winter kek). I take obscenely long showers (sometimes two or three) every day. Sometimes I'll hop in the tub and run the bathtub on hot water for like 20 mins (while the water drains) just to keep my feet warm while I text my gf. I leave my lights on when I'm not home, and I leave the heat up to 73 even when I'm not home. I use the air conditioner down to 60 every day in the summer. The large electric bills don't bother me.

I pee on the floor in public bathrooms. I cough on doorknobs when I'm sick. So on, so forth. I eat almost exclusively meat and carbs, and never those faggy vegetables. Whenever a vegan argues with me, I order extra meat and don't finish it. I throw it away.

I just want you all to know that I'm a climate accelerator. And I do it to spite you fucking morons. I want you to know people like me exist because of you. We're the joker to your Batman; you created us and now you need to deal with us. For every person you convert to your cult, I deconvert another. You won't win this fight.