/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10099818
source: im his professor, and this anon did indeed do this lmfao he is based

Post science conspiracy theories you have, that you think are true.

>Gravity is probably completely homologous to Electricity. I think it acts exactly the same, but we just have to fill in the blanks. Then soon we can control gravity just as much as Electricity.

>that face when you didnt pass the oxford physics exam, rejected.
>okay guess im too brainlet for oxford, lets choose a good university regardless, in top 10 at least.
>Imperial denied my physics, gave me material.
>Come to exams, didnt even get near grades for the oxford-reject levels, got near good brainlet levels,
>So literally all offers rejected me.
>Have to go through 'cancellation' process. Means I call universities who offer 'clearance'
>clearance means essentially no one comes here, we got space
>of course, my choices werent doing it
>bunch of really shit schools, all happy to have me with my above average grades for their standards, on the phone.
>remember meme university from brady haran
>saw them on the clearance list
>check grades, and near them in grades. suprises it had clearance.
>tell em im one grade away, they say that fine, we were accepting B's!
>the fuck, i thouht meme school would be better than this
>love to have me apparently
>went their for open day, wave of depression of being a brainlet clearance student, being a begger for a place
>meet MEME professor in pic
>literally soyest boyest professor ever
>treats me really gay, im quite flattered actually
>my mom is fuckin wet for him, jesus slut

>now in nottingham
>surrounded by soyboys, chavs, and social af people
>have to deal with emotinal imbalanced normies who cant focus on studies, and criticise me for not partying or wasting my fuckin money.
>ive literally lowered the intelligence of my friend groups to actually have friends. Im not even clever, but to them, im a fuckin wise genius.

>wish i had oxford, instead soyboy professor who reminds me i fell for a meme