/sci/ - Science & Math

Don't worry OP, you'll never be a stupid and worthless as I am.

>flunk course after course in middle school and high school
>am 1 year behind my peers in math and sci in high school as a result
>manage to reach algebra 2 without splitting my skull in two
>finesse my way into mediocre engineering program at some party school (go broncos)
>spend the entirety of the year flunking every course of the semester, including pre-calc
>drop out after one year, still dumb as ever
>take community college full-throttle, make it past Pre-Calc on my first try
>fail calc 1 three times
>go to new CC, pass Calc 1 with a barebones C likely because professor had pity on me
>switch major from EE to CIS, alternative is raiding my siblings college fund (which I don't deserve)
>have high gpa at new CC and enjoy new major
>still filled with regret and bitterness over failed ambitions

Being a lazy POS is god awful. OP don't sweat it, just remember there are retards like me out there making society less efficient and functional.

pic related is going to happen
also this is a nice stream and chat
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2015/06/28/live-spacex-falcon-9-launch-dragon-capsule-cape-canaveral-international-space-station/29422285/

fuck those long urls