/sci/ - Science & Math

>>16065829
>MIT
they come to 4chan to try and learn what intelligent people are thinking

>>15938313
>there are constant feds and shills on /pol/
MIT media lab is responsible for a lot of that

>>15907162
this, glowniggers monitor everything.

>Go to MIT to study 4chan

>>15749598
>go to MIT
>study 4chan

>>15683710
>Joi Ito, former director of MIT Media Lab
I wonder if he lurks 4chan like everyone else at MIT Media Lab

>>15683710
>MIT media lab
they're obsessed with /pol/ almost as much as /soi/ is

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>>15558122
>Stanford devotes great energy to studying memes
MIT too, Harvard and Yale also have research programs devoted to monitoring 4chan, if you want to get involved in that type of science theres some emails on picrel to contact

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>>15418749
Everyone who posts on 4chan is willfully subjecting themselves to scientific analysis. Go write in a diary if you don't like it.

>>15357911
MIT has a whole staff devoted to studying 4chan

>>15268313
MIT has a large team of researchers devoted to trying to understand 4chan so that they can try to manipulate us more effectively, everyone on the team has 4chan pass, paid for by the federal government. chinkmoot makes a fortune selling accounts to government shills.

>>15263680
>when no one keeps of track
MIT keeps track, Harvard keeps track, Yale keeps track, Stanford keeps track. You're ignorant of who is studying you, which is mistake, because if you know who is watching and why then you're in the driver's seat to manipulate them. Crystal Lee & Tanya Yang are from MIT are /pol/'s pet bitches

>MIT
research organization that needs a team of experts just to try and understand 4chan. crystal lee's mother was high on meth when she got pregnant, thats how crystal got her name. if your research institution employs meth babies, is it a good institution?

>>15135958
How do you feel knowing that the entire Ivy league, as well as MIT, Stanford, Berkley, Caltech, etc. are all researching the best means of psyoping 4channers into stupidly getting injected with an untested medicine? Its like we're the center of their universe or something. All those big heads at all the biggest bigbrain institutions all thinking about us and failing badly in their attempts to manipulate us. Wheres all their super genius wizardry? Why can't the biggest brains there are convince us? Why can't they figure out how? Are they too stupid to?

>>15071276
MIT staff members routinely come to 4chan in search of novel new ideas and information. Pretty much nobody from 4chan looks to MIT for that type of intellectual stimulation, but the MIT staff and faculty are obsessed with 4chan to the point that they routinely publish research articles about us

>>14763688
MIT, Stanford and all the other major research institutions have substantial research programs dedicated to studying the wisdom which is exchanged here on 4chan. MIT media lab was directly funded by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

MIT employs a large team of researchers who's job it is to come to 4chan and hang on my every word in hope of gaining insight into their problems. What are they saying about me now?

>>14609953
MIT spends a lot of time on 4chan, MIT faculty and staff comes here seeking wisdom from me.

How can I get paid lots of money to study 4chan professionally? What field of science is that?