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Physics will always be Starbucks tier

>physics major, self-taught a lot of advanced physics
>discussion section is worth 1 amu % of total grade
>never go to discussion
>walk into discussion late week of midterm exam
>as i leave, TA says "oh, Anon, i thought you couldn't handle working at starbucks the rest of your life"
>"nope you daft cunt, i'm going to do everything in my power to serve my customers"
>turn in exam, entire lecture hall is quiet finishing
>TA asks, "Anon, how did it go?"
>"simply put, you can call me barista manager Anon"
>That's the spirit you cheeky cunt
>The entire lecture hall goes into a slow clap and chat...
>Star...Bucks *clap clap*...Star.. bucks..*clap clap*
>I raise a toast with my cappuccino, the others follow suite
>Today, we are no longer boys but men. Men that will serve Starbucks not just for this lifetime but the next as well as our children replace us once we leave this planet just as their children will replace them. Long live Starbucks!
>Long live Starbucks! The others shout. Their vociferous calls echo throughout the halls of the physics department
>We revel in glory of all that is Starbucks on this monumental day
>answer key posted
>100/100
>physics
>a hard science

>Physics
>Even a science

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