/sci/ - Science & Math

>make rod of neutronium (no atoms, just solid packed neutrons, densest material possible)
>rod should have a diameter about the size of the moon, a length measured in light years
>spin rod so surface is moving near the speed of light
>fly a space ship at it just right
>universe "confuses" a spatial dimension with temporal dimension
>space ship trajectory moves through time and two spatial dimension instead of three spatial dimensions
>kill own grand-father
>sex your young grandma
>profit

>>9647104
> In 1793, the French smashed the old clock in favor of French Revolutionary Time: a 10-hour day, with 100 minutes per hour, and 100 seconds per minute. This thoroughly modern system had a few practical benefits, chief among them being a simplified way to do time-related math: if we want to know when a day is 70% complete, decimal time simply says "at the end of the seventh hour," whereas standard time requires us to say "at 16 hours, 48 minutes." French Revolutionary Time was a more elegant solution to that math problem. The trick was that every living person already had a well-established way to tell time, and old habits die hard.

At least we saved our selves from that one.