/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5895659
That comment makes my wife nervous.
My wife used to fart when she was nervous

>>4401651

alright, i feel bad about posting this. it is true though lol. i forgot to include that i used to be really awkward too but got over it. i think most of your problems come from trying to force conversations and friendships in places where its not normal to. its possible to roll into your first day of class and shoot the shit with all the bros and ladies but it isn't normal.

instead of trying to like train to be like sociable cool guy in class you should just get jobs with people your age or anything to force social interaction. when you have to work with people and talk to them about work, the small talk follows naturally and then the friendship. most kids learn this shit in little league, church, neighborhood playgrounds... my guess is most of you have shitty parents that fucked up your social development, i know i did.

>>3987684
Yeah.

Hey... Its not your fault, /sci/.

Its not your fault.

Now go be the best /sci/ you can be?

>>3612015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q

ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34zC9ssZP4&feature=related

>living with mum and grandmother
>grandmother is muslim, mum just in name but not really anything that would suggest she is
>mum makes wise decision to not force Islam on me at a young age, 'He can decide for himself when he's older'
>she buys high school level books on the Universe that I pour through at the age of six
>I can into science now

Meanwhile...
>grandmother constantly tries to guilt-trip me into believing in Allah
>said she'd give me $25 if I pray with her once a day for a week (I was 11, I accepted because 'lol free money)
>literally thinks stars are tiny lights in the sky Allah put there TO THIS DAY (which infuriates me)
>believes she is very nice for wanting all homosexuals to be rounded up and put on a small island to be left to their own devices (Whaaat, I don't want to kill them! I'm so nice)
>salty water and fresh water don't mix, they pass through each other
>Mohammed is her choice origin of all information about the world
Ugh.

lol at the aspergers rage in this thread

just because you were shown how to solve this before and remembered it doesnt mean your smart.

>>3281147
It makes me want to cry.

>my face when Americans have to talk about free university as if it's some kind of utopian ideal
I don't have any joy in trolling you guys over that. It just makes me so sad that so many are deprived of the right to get a higher education due to the amount of money they have.

I stay up some nights walking down dark roads contemplating such questions.

Electric/hydrogen/solar cars have been given up on mostly as people saw that Big Oil will not be going away anytime soon.

Feels bad man.

I'm sad that muslims went from scientifically awesome to fundamentalist backward nutjobs.

I feel sad for him because he is on the knife edge between death and immortality.

>my face when I fit the majority
Feels meh man.

>>2257722
Meh.