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>>9868718
>physics undergrad at meme uni says engineers are stupid (which is not incorrect)
>doesn't double major in physics and engineering

honestly it was grueling but employers suck my dick left and right now

>>9145522
scintillation/detector physics; germanium is a hell of a semiconductor

>>8703290

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>>8599368

>>8549222

Aaaaand the fucker came out sideways. Just fuck my shit up, I really am retarded

>>8544437
>F=dp/dt
LOL

you guys are humorless brainlets

Normie level meme incoming