/sci/ - Science & Math

I have been tormented this entire week
>unexplainable heavy gas/shitting
>happens at random times of day, lasts up to over an hour per instance
>constipation, even tho I got to go real bad, it just isn't coming out...unless it does, then it gets pushed out real hard via gas, likely all at once
>no change in diet or how much I eat, to justify any of this
>my asshole right now is so sore from all of this that if anything touches it, it feels like it's being prickled by a thousand tiny needles
>sometimes it gets so bad that my asshole starts bleeding towards the very end

This has been causing me havoc with my schedule, including having to miss work today. What the fuck do I even do about this, I can't keep excusing myself several times a day and I can't even pinpoint why this is happening. Does this sound like a stomach virus, or some sort of bowel problem, it has to be SOMETHING. What is the quickest way to deal with this, do I just take some laxatives and hope to god it goes away over the weekend?

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