/sci/ - Science & Math

Entirely possible, listen up faggots:

>be advanced ayyyy lmao
>through miracles of medicine your civiization is now immortal and doesn't age
>you have hundreds of millions of years free to spare on shitposting
>your only mission now is to developed undeveloped galaxies and form new territory in universe
>you get your own spaceship and bros to travel through galaxies and fuck shit up on the way for lulz
>can travel through universe at incredible speed or use wormholes as shortcuts
>every couple of months you find a perfect spot/planet for life to develop and mark it up in your coordinates for later development
>every couple of years you find new planet that is inhabited with neanderthals or early stages of humans unexpectedly
>you and your bros look at each other and just nod, you know what's about to go down
>descend upon them in your spaceship, as if you ayyy lmao space weed smoking potatoheads are the new KANGZ on the newly found soil
>people start cheering you, believing you are from heaven, in return you give them a little bit of technology and agriculture
>demand all the good looking women to be brought to you so you breed for a few days, before you fuck off to your spaceship
>breed all over the planet, smoke weed and do drugs with your bros on the way, while everybody everywhere thinks the gods have come
>do that in cycles for thousands of years while eating popcorn and witnessing history of hundreds of different planets
>every planet has its own insane stories, wars and development hickups
>go back home after some times with bros, to re-pack and meet old friends
>tell my ayy lmao homies how we convinced some jungle faggots that we name Aztecs to sacrifice their own people and rip out their hearths alive
>everybodyayyyylmaolaugh.jpg
>they give me a pat on the shoulder, saying they convinced some faggots to build traingular shaped home for them and called them pyramids
>greatidea.exe

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