/sci/ - Science & Math

You know, it's amazing how many super villains have advanced degrees.
Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

...before that, I spent four years working on my thesis. before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade

>mfw millions of funding are being showered on poets, literary theorists and students of gender studies.

Leonard: You know how we always have to stop and solve differential equations, like when you're doing Fourier analysis using the Schrodinger equation?

Sheldon: Howard doesn't, he's only an engineer.

God I love this show.

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hey, look, that fixes the problem I’ve been having!

/sci/ :

"oh hey, whatcha up to?"

"oh I'm just complaining about science that's above my head while Anonymous

>crowd roars with laughter

"Well, why don't you just LEARN about it all instead?"

*Turns around in chair, raises eyebrow and then turns back to the computer*

>Crowd goes nuts with laughter, some people begin pissing themselves as others are falling into their own piss as they can't breathe, passing themselves out....20 minutes later the crowd gives a standing ovation and then throws roses to the stage*

I bet this is your favorite show.