/sci/ - Science & Math

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM:

Hurr durr spend 300k on student loan who give a fuck?

25 years of wage-slaving to repay that 300k? fuck that, I'll file bankruptcy, have all my integrity/cash handed to me/and a fancy degree for FREE! and in 7 years, my credit is back and WHEEEEEEOW, am winrar

Go fuck yourselfs morons, only a true genius like me would have thought of that

Hurr durr I can has free 3n3rgy

By doing this:

Hurp I go faster than light
Hurp once I start moving backward in time I harness all the energy from coal 50,000 years ago
Hurp bring it to my time


FREE NERGYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WEWT

>>2839212

>mfw i'm alpha and would tell him to lick my sweaty sack

>>2816875

>mfw nerds spent their friday nights creating the internet
>mfw nerds make 10000x your mcdonalds slave wage