/sci/ - Science & Math

niggers. all of you.

Hey, /sci/, I have a problem.

I really like to poop. I'm not afraid to say that I have an obsession with pooping. I love the way it feels. I love the sensation of a solid log knocking at the door of my anus. I like pooping so much that when I'll postpone pooping as long as I can to let as much build up as possible before letting it all loose. A couple of times I actually reached down into the toilet bowl after pooping, grabbed a sufficiently-solid log, and pushed it back up my butthole so I could repoop it.

But starting a few months ago, I noticed that I've had a harder time holding it it. I crapped my pants a couple of times, though I figured it was just because I was overexerting myself. Now, I've completely lost control over my sphincter. Whenever I have to poop, it just slides right out, whether I'm in the shower, walking around, sitting down at the office, or laying in bed. Sometimes I don't even notice it until I start to smell it or feel it running down my legs.

Is there a scientific explanation for this? What can I do to fix my anus? I want to go back to being able to enjoy pooping, /sci/. Can you help me out?

>implying an immortal god letting himself "die" for three days is any real sacrifice

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