/sci/ - Science & Math

One of the hecklers out in the hall said, "You liked it!," when I wrote about the sexual torture implants. About 10 years ago, Emily was licking my asshole and I thought she was using her fingernail too, and I said I liked it. However, it turns out that it was an implant which I did not recognize as a sexual torture implant because it was brand new at the time and it was being activated while she was licking my asshole... and I had not learned that sexual torture implants were a thing yet.

Ever since that day, they have been saying that they were well-justified to stab me in the anus and non-consensually place that sexual torture implant in there, and these dozen others apparently, because I said I liked what I thought Emily was doing with her fingernail. I do not like it that they stabbed me, and I do not like how it feels now that I know it is a sexual torture implant. Even if i did like it, I don't like it that they stabbed me in the anus to put it in there to begin with, and I don't like it that they sexual torture me with it all day, everyday, even when every woman I tried to fuck in the last five years has flatly turned me down, and every good looking woman in the five years before that.

I have an analogy about this. Around the time I was seeing Emily, I was ordering from this restaurant Chinese Buddha a lot. They were putting rat shit in my General Tso's chicken. Now, when I didn't know there was rat shit in that chicken and it was covered with the General Tso's syrup, I did like to eat it. Does that mean that I like to eat shit? No, it does not. Similarly, when Emily had me thinking she was doing that thing with her fingernail, I liked it the way I liked that chicken. However, finding out that it was a sexual torture implant implanted in a stab wound was like finding out there was rat shit in that chicken. Even though I liked eating that chicken in my ignorance, I stopped liking it when I learned that there was shit mixed into it.