/sci/ - Science & Math

>You drive your personal solar powered Mars rover over the bumpy barren wasteland towards your personal Mars base
>You're never touched the interior with your bare skin, it's dusty from your suit
>You park in your underground equipment protection garage and step out

>You walk up to your base entrance
>You enter the vacuum sealed primary sterilization chamber
>Can't accidentally let the new Mars super resistant microbes into your base
>Pipes open wide and you're soaked in antibacterial cleansing agent
>Chamber drains then rinses you off

>You enter the secondary sterilization chamber for another rinse
>You enter the secondary drying chamber to incinerate the outer layer of your suit
>You enter the primary drying chamber to wash the inner layer of your suit and put it in the ultraviolet storage unit

>Twenty minutes later, you're finally home
>Look out the window through your porthole at a barren wasteland, no trees or mountains
>You're taking part in the scientific revolution of the future, you're a true pioneer
>You work all day since this is so expensive that you don't have any free time to spare, then go home to your empty base. What a privilege to be able to be here
>No girls came with to the work camps so everyone was issued a sex doll
>You are so bored of it you don't even want to clean its vagina anymore and just leave it in the closet

>You take a sip of Mars-grown potato vodka and stare out your porthole at the stars

>Ahh, livin' the dream. This is the future. Life on Mars. Thank you Elon
>A single tear streams down your cheek

>Damn you Elon