/sci/ - Science & Math

I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT.

1) Train your arm strength, to the point you can lift over 75,1 kilograms.

2) Sit on the banana.

3) Jump, pull banana towards the sky, still having your fat ass on it,

4) FLY TO CIVILATION, BE REVERED BY THE PEOPLE THERE, BE A NEW GOD, HAVE A NEW TIME-SYSTEM IMPLEMENTED (PRE-DESCENT OF OUR GOD; POST-DESCENT OF OUR GOD).

also, profit.

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first bitches

>>2936822

You never heard of time dilation?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation

-Edrick

A) Man with shit for political experience, expected to do well in the most important political position
... we tried this with Obama, and nothing is getting done
B) Man with history of failed business, expected to help the economy because of his business background
... we tried this with Bush Jr., and the economy had a heart attack
C) Man expected to keep the world in line because he likes to measure cocks, um, I mean doesn't take bullshit
...maybe would've worked when we were clearly top dogs. Economically, countries don't need us so much any more, and the president doesn't decide tariff and trade ban laws; that's congress.
...militarily, there were a few years when everyone did anything we said because they couldn't compete with our arms and allies; now we have towelhead guerilla fighters with shit for training keeping us in a quagmire for years, and most of the important countries in the world don't stand with us, militarily.

>Oh boy this thread looks like fun!
>alright what's the stupidest and most blatantly offensive thing I can think of.......

hay evilutionists

if evolution why niggers?

>>2291112

See this thread on the front page yesterday.

Go to bed.

Wake up and thread still on front page.

>mfw

>>2258232
/sci/entists, I propose that we dump our classiest troll faces in this abomination of a thread.