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You know, a country with money's a little like the monkey with a windmill. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
>*chuckling*
>Heh-heh... monkey
The name's Musk! Elon Musk! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... ahh, it's not for you. It's more a *Canada* idea.
>Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as those fucking leafs. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll *show* you my idea. I give you: The American Hyperloop Network!
>*gasps*
I've sold hyperloops to Hungary, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic and, by gum, it put them on the map!
>*tittering*
Yessir, there's nothin' on Earth, like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-pod hyperloop! What'd I say?
>Hyperloop
What's it called?
>Hyperloop
That's right! Hyperloop!
>Hyperloop
>Hyperloop
>Hyperloop
>I hear those things are awfully noisy.
No air in there, it's quiet and cozy!
>Is there a chance the pod could crash?
Not on your life my trailer trash!
>What about us braindead louts?
You'll get free rides on every route!
>Are you a conman without honor?
No, good sir, I'm Afrikaner
>I thought this beer had a twist-off cap.
Take my church key, my good chap! Come on, America, get a clue! Pull out your cash and pay your dues!
>Hyperloop!
What's it called?
>Hyperloop!!
Once again!
>Hyperloop!!!
>But the Interstate's still cracked and crumbling.
>Shut up, Boomer, quit your mumbling!
>Hyperloop!
>Hyperloop!!
>Hyperloop!!!
>...
>Hyper... d'oh!