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ITT shit your educator says

Inspired by how my biochemistry professor opened his friday lecture (quoting from memory):
>I'd like to tell you lot a little anecdote. Back in the communist days, you know, strict censorship and all, in [a neighboring village] a rock band - which were a rebellious novelty back then - was supposed to give a concert. It was quite a big event among the teenagers, the only problem was the band's name was - please pardon my language - "Fucking Morons", and the local party authorities wouldn't have that kind of profanity on a poster or stage. Still, the story has a happy ending as the band agreed to temporarily call themselves "Quite Obtuse" for the concert's duration and it all went off without a hitch. Now, you may be wondering if there's a point to my story and why I am telling it.
>I'm not quite done with grading your tests yet, but I've already come to one conclusion. It seems you are all quite obtuse.