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>>9259913
>Breaking news on the Anon sexual assault case. New findings show that Anon is a 30 year old virgin who has never had sexual contact with a woman. Simple desperation may have led to his sexual abuse of a colleague earlier this fall. Here to join us for an interview is Stacy, who went to Anon's high school.
>Anon was always... that weird guy in the corner, you know? And he was always giving me creepy looks.
>That's a shame, isn't it Stacy? Further development in the story: Anon often visited the counterculture alt-right website named 4chan, where it's held that virgins of 30 years and older gain magical powers. Back to you, Tim...