/sci/ - Science & Math

>>3372884
now it must be understood that you can't actually put mercury on your dick- it just beads and runs off of skin, it doesn't wet it. Well, unless your cock is made of gold, which mine isn't.

to get a consistancy I'd need I require an amalgam. Interestingly enough I happen to have about 1/3 oz. of "dry" mercury/gold amalgam sitting around. Since I can in fact put that on my dick, the question becomes:
is it better to shield most of the penis in order to keep it sfw, or would /sci/ rather see my mercury smeared cock in all its glory in another thread on a nsfw board? /soc/ for example seems perfect for posting pics of my shiny erection.