/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10152227
>Be me

>In mathematics department

>Suddenly this CS major ditzily waltzes around our campus lugging around his obviously inferior brain.

>"M-Muh forefront of technology." He clumsily asserts as he tries to "make friends."

>I gag a little.

>Gathering the rest of my chad erudite department, we corner him as he turns the hall, pin him go the ground and take out protractors and measuring equipment.

>He starts panicking and blathering on about how CS is a "super set" of math.

>He cries out a little as we beginning measuring the circumference of his head and deriving 4th and even 5th dimensional manifolds from his inferior existence.

>Establish with mathematical axioms that he is in fact a brainlet with a below average PHENOTYPE.

>Take our time etching out a complicated thesis, laughing as we peer review it on the spot noting exactly why he is the lowest IQ in the group and laugh as we staple it to his back.

>Begin paring our pencils over him.

>Call him a beta IQ-let and tie him to a statue of Archimedes looking down on him dissapointedly. A reminder of how much of a failure he truly is.

>Snicker as we permanently marker his forehead with "BRAINLET" in a cursive function graph.

>As he lays there, sobbing, throw him a handkerchief with Sigma-Alpha-Phi written on it to remind him of mathematics true chad status.

>Tell him to clean himself up.

>Never hear or see another CS major again.

mfw true chad mathematics wins again