/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12383356
>try to be a space pirate
>end up in the Space Wolves' territory
>mrw they go up the ventilation shaft

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>be me colonial marine part of the toughest platoon from Shackleton Academy
>get deployed to an anti-matter production plant on Mercury
>it has completely shut own and cut all communications
>UN High Command suspects rebellion
>hell yeah brother time to kill some rebel scum
>upon leaving our Starship we see no signs of life
>bodies, blood, and weird sticky liquid everywhere, at least the lights are on
>platoon splits into two squads to cover more ground
>lights cut out, pitch black
>other squad radios in for assistance as they’re being slaughtered by some unknown foe
>they're all dead by the time we make it to them
>bodies mutilated horribly, pants missing
>can hear howling through the base
>bunker down in a cafeteria
>hear walking outside
>demand that whoever is out there identify itself, no response
>door swings open with some tall dark figure in the doorway
>OPEN FIRE
>one guy is REEEE-ing
>fire until we can’t anymore
>no sign of the figure
>suddenly a 7-foot-tall neon colored antho wolf walks through the doorway
>it speaks without moving its mouth in an effeminate voice
>”OwO what’s this?”
>our reaction when many more of “them” appear behind it

>Professor uses a bootleg scanned copy of the textbook during class and no notes
>Professor downloads notes from slideshare made by poo-in-loo students from poo land
>Professor reads his notes out loud and tells us to copy it during class

>>9132096
I just realise something.
>guy has bacteria in his faeces
>find a way to culture the bacteria (using semen maybe)
>watch as the bacteria evolve into more complex organisms
>bacteria evolves into multicellular organism
>multicellular organism evolves into monkey like animal
>monkey like animal develops into hominid like animal
>human like creature evolves
>humanoid develops culture and science
>humanoid able to roam the stars
>humanoid able to discover the mysteries of the universe
>all this thru the guidance of the lone man

All he need to do is cum on his poop