/sci/ - Science & Math

I used to drive cars...

Had a truck I converted to Propane...

Scooters, motorcycles...

Gave it all up for one of these...

Never felt better.

Sometimes, I look at the people waddling through the parking lots to their cars...

Their fat kids trailing behind slurping popsicles...

I wonder how stupid the buy is who fathered that...

How he possibly gets hard for his blimp of a wife...

Or if the insemination was artificial.

Nobody at work doesn't ride a car. One guy has a huge harley, which he rides on nice days, otherwise, a gigantic truck ("The Beast").

He's a strange little gnome of a man. Found out he is married to one of the fattest, ugliest women in the office.

I'll tell you something else I've noticed. Babies are being rolled around in strollers, until they are several years old. Then its in and out of cars and trucks. Then as adults they sit on their ass and drive everywhere. Then as old people they have those electric scooters.

No wonder modern people are all so sluglike...

tl;dr cars are wheelchairs for lazy people

>inb4 that bike is shit

Bike is representative picture, not my actual bike moron.