/sci/ - Science & Math

Because I want to get paid for my job.

>>4359019
You are now aware that this waterfall is a sad man sitting in a chair with a boner. He's utilising his desk to hid it.

>>4291539

lol'd

Attention all you want-to-be/would-be physics/math geniuses:

If you are in your early twenties and have been greatly discouraged by all the math prodigy giants (Euler, Gauss, von Neumann etc.), I direct your attention toward Oliver Heaviside for a model of how you might be more successful.

With relentless effort, you can catch up on all your maths and then start to contribute!

"I remember my first look at the great treatise of Maxwell's when I was a young man[aged 23]... I saw that it was great, greater and greatest, with prodigious possibilities in its power... I was determined to master the book and set to work. I was very ignorant. I had no knowledge of mathematical analysis (having learned only school algebra and trigonometry which I had largely forgotten) and thus my work was laid out for me. It took me several years before I could understand as much as I possibly could. Then I set Maxwell aside and followed my own course. And I progressed much more quickly... It will be understood that I preach the gospel according to my interpretation of Maxwell..."

How do the Creationists explain this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._coli_long-term_evolution_experiment

>>4075630
>>4075630

what this guy said.

if you're really into science, go do science, don't worry about people who are religious. they'll come around eventually, these things take a lot of time (on the order of centuries).

>>3570315
>economics
>on /sci/

back to >>>/jp/ and >>>/h/ with ye

>>3461814

Lol. Seriously, this is just funny, I don't worship him, I just admire his work.

"As long as I breathe I hope. As long as I breathe I shall fight for the future, that radiant future, in which man, strong and beautiful, will become master of the drifting stream of his history and will direct it towards the boundless horizons of beauty, joy and happiness!"

>>3211790
or we could just fucking watch it on hulu
or download it from any of the fifty thousand torrents available on the interbutt

>black kid complains about 4 hours of homework
>he'll be shocked once he gets to university
>oh wait...

<span class="math">\bf{STOP~BEING~MATHTARDS}[/spoiler]
You imbeciles haven't looked over the very obvious probability that the other child could be a hermaphrodite, which will be represented by H
so the odds are:
{GB, GG, GH} or 1 out of 3.
<span class="math">\bf{OWNED.}[/spoiler]

>Melanie McDonagh is the father of my baby! Please start sending the checks immediately and don't you dare deny your paternity based on some genetic excuse like your gender.
>mfw

>>2561504

I wasn't aware that we were engaged in some sort of competition here. My goal is to share information with others, not to "win".

But anyways, It's time for me to go. Nice talking with you all, peace be with you.

I need to learn how to use LaTex. Obtaining it is my concern. Where/how can I get it?

Saged and reported. Go fuck your frat bros. I'm not even mad lol

>Get mocked by my peers my entire academic life by going into teaching while they go into engineering and the sciences
>After 5 years of being a high school math teacher, making 85k a year, summers off, generally awesome job
>Friends with science degrees either got nothing after Uni or stuck in a dead end code monkey job making 40k a year working their asses off
>Engineering friends stuck in entry level positions making no more than 60k a year after 5 years, also working their asses off.
Feels good man.

>>1050782