/sci/ - Science & Math

>Plants are alive

We all know plants are actually non-living, self-replicatng food.

>civil engineering major, self-taught a lot of advanced fellatio
>discussion section is worth 1 amu % of total grade
>never go to discussion
>walk into discussion late week of midterm exam
>as i leave, TA says "oh, anon, i thought you caught HIV"
>"nope haha, been browsing /hm/"
>turn in exam, entire lecture hall is quiet finishing in each other's rectums
>TA asks how it went
>"you're going to be surprised how well i did considering how often i dont cum in class"
>answer key posted
>Supreme Faggot/30

>>4416342

>Name a single practical thing that that shit did that helps ME and was a good investment of MY money.

Pharmacogenetics, cancer treatments, biotechnology, genetically modified crops and animals, heritage research, better forensic and paternity testing, preventative disease testing, recombinant therapies, gene therapy, mRNA therapy, and stem cell therapy.

And the Human Genome Project was completed underbudget, before the deadline, and they beat a private company that was competing with them that was also cheating to attempt to win.

Keep crying bitch nigga.

>>4311502

>You can look up the curriculum of biology in any abitrary university

>500K B.C.
>Comparing undergrad curriculum
>ISHYGDDT

The Daily Mail

>ISHYGDDT

>>4262466
>>4262458

>2012
>Replying to Violent Simians

ISHYGDDT