/sci/ - Science & Math

>pick a door
>4chan told me to switch
>i switch
>lose because it wasn't guaranteed I would win just by switching
>don't get a fancy new luxury car
>don't have a farm, dunno what to do with the goat, live in an apartment
>don't get to play the game ever again
>decide to keep goat
>best bud, total bro
>funny guy blaaaaah lmao
>get a girlfriend
>girlfriend thinks goatbro is cute
>years go by
>goatbro getting old
>haha. But remember the good times. Goatbro still a bro of all time.
>goatbro dies
>depression
>girlfriend becomes depressed too
>alcohol, drugs, anything to fill the gap
>girlfriend breaks up with me cause she wants to f niggers and do heroine
>i just want to do heroine
>keep goatbros ashes and urn next to my at all times
>haha remember the good times
>stare blankly at the tv turned off for hours every day
>haha
>happy i switched
>happy
>haha

Money cant buy time