/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12288131
>reverse image search
>zero results

>>11862316
>self-driving cars makes millions of American truckers unemployed
>SpaceX hires them and their families to be the first Martian colonists
>it's an amazing success
>so successful that SpaceX had to dip into unemployed truckers from other countries to fill colonist quotas
>American Martians don't know who is coming in the next wave due to shitty Earth-to-Mars internet
>American Martians' reaction when they hear a muffled "Root me! that was a long trip. Too right, mate." in the newly landed Starship

>>11710391
>be me smuggler
>due to Martian cultural independence laws, any non-martian media is banned
>some of the wealthy Martians pay top credits for memes from Terra
>super easy to smuggle and pays well
>meet my contact in a tunnel on Deimos to drop of a data stick of frog drawings
>he acting weird
>ask him whats up
>he laughs really weirdly and says "haven't been sleeping well ooOoo"
>totally bought that
>about to bail on him
>get surrounded by tall figures with guns
>they're wearing wolf suits
>all_of_my_wat.png
>"you've been quite the naughty puppy smuggling around, but you can do some naughty things for us owo?"
>tell them to fuck off and if they want my services then they have to contact me by the usual channels and pay me
>"oh we're not interested in paying you. >:3"
>one of them starts walking towards me
>holding a wolf headpiece
>the hole end is facing towards me
>mrw

>>11669078
>be Star Patrol trooper
>investigate mysterious disappearances of ships around Sirius B
>was followed by some small unidentified probe
>some warning shots scare it away
>detect a faint trace of a beacon orbiting Sirius Bd
>recover it, it's labeled "last moments of the brave crew of the Golden Dragon"
>play the recording embedded on it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhNqQL95yg8
>all of a sudden a dozen ships are detected
>some larger than my humble corvette
>they hail me
>fighting to maintain my composure, I accept the hail
>"You're in the wrong neighborhood, pupper. uwu Prepare to be glomped on, resistance is futile! umu"
>mrw