/sci/ - Science & Math

>In Religious Studies course
>Going over Miscellaneous Middle Eastern Religions first before moving on to Abrahamic Religions.
>Come across some stories that are verbatim copied by the Old/New Testament writers.
>Girl puts her hand up..."Those stories are obviously copied from the Bible.
>Professor: No miss, these religions predate the writings of the Talmud and Torah by at least 3000 years.
>Her: But the world isn't even that old.
>Professors face when.

>Second year chemistry lab.
>Prepare 200mL of HCl
>Check math again and see I need 50mL more
>Tell lab partner to add 50mL more
>He adds more, starts steaming orange
>Look where he got acid from
>NITRIC FUCKING ACID
>Lab partner goes and get WATER from the TAP to dilute it
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.wtf
>Stop him and tong the flask over to the fume hood
>mfw