/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14781847
>cosmologists start calling foul on the big bang
>JWST has a sudden "malfunction" that disables the entire thing
>NASA announces no more telescopes will be put in orbit
>Whole thing brushed under the rug
>yfw

>If one cannot see this obviousness of the following statement, one should simply close this book and see the book listed in the appendix [14]*

>[14]* Math for big fat drooling retards

>>11468447

>>11382292
>want to stay open

>>10625242
tfw you answered bottom

Is it normal to shit some huge black turds after eating a lot of red meat and drinking red wine? Am I dying?

>tfw absentmindedly left computation running on the department cluster for a week
oh no oh no oh no oh no

>physics professor starts ranting again and says stupid people should kill themselves because the earth is overpopulated

>>10138643
my god

>Started going to salsa/bachata classes
>Funny activity, socializing with females and learning cool dance moves
>1 month later we begin doing more invasive moves that require me to put my leg beetwen my partner's and move it in a clockwise motion
>mfw I'm uncomfortable trying to not screw it up and put my knee too far up my partners

Is this fucking legit? Are mad scientists real now?

https://www.nature.com/news/young-human-blood-makes-old-mice-smarter-1.21848

>>9668003
>eating over a thousand bananas per day

>mfw I realize I've been providing free labor to Google by solving all those captchas

Do these bastards realize if they keep developing robots that accomplish tasks when getting pushed/kicked/pulled back, that in the end, an unarmed human will be completely incapable of stopping them?

>>9527635
How is it that a board specifically made for intellectual with stringent academic pursuits is so utterly filled with dolts that will fall for bait so hard?

>last final today 8 am
>previous night fell asleep without phone plugged in
>it dies during the night
>wake up without alarm PANIC
>look at clock, 6:30 am, exactly the time I would have set my alarm

>fast forward, taking final
>have a tough time with the last question
>bullshit my way through it, sketchy process that eventually nets me an answer that at least isn't completely nonsensical
>99% sure it's completely wrong
>disappointed all day
>meet friend, discuss final
>we got the same answer for the last question, just used different methods
>we're both surprised I got the same answer with the method I used

What higher force was on my side today /sci/?

>>8547046
>tinnitus changes in pitch and loudness when you strech your jaw
>localized lymphadenopathy around the area
>can't afford a read doctor