/sci/ - Science & Math

How to complain as if you're too busy to be interrupted with anything that isn't a willing sexual favor or submissive group activity: Stand on one leg and wear something that won't be able to be moved by gravity, like a harness or a wheelchair. Attach the wheelchair and make it tight. Smile. Tell the person on the other side of the wall to close his/her door (to the person behind you), hang the picture they think is offensive on your wall (sometimes, other times, they'll decide to "think about it.") Keep walking. If the person behind you is responding in such a way as to get their door opened, give him/her a polite, "Thank you, but I have a boyfriend." Make eye contact.