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I don't know what's wrong with me. I posted this in /b/ where there are no rules, and it still got deleted. I'm pretty sure this has to do with health/medicine and subsequently science.

I have a really strange unexplained medical condition. I've been researching this for a year now. Nothing matches my symptoms.

-extremely common bowel movements 5-10 times a day
-hard/dry sometimes, but always tiny pebbles
-not dehydrated, no other symptoms of it, this variable has no effect, believe me I've tried
-fiber intake seems to make it softer, but still very strenuous and small calibur or sometimes thin

This is a really bizarre rare combination of symptoms characteristic to nothing I can find. Someone please help me. It also compresses my bladder and constricts my urethra a lot. I notice I have to pee a lot, until I shit. Then I can pee normal again. Prune juice makes it much less strenuous like almost not at all. It's still little pellets though.

The only possibilities I haven't ruled out are:

-benign polyp
-early stage colon cancer(Grandmother died from it)
-some other form of obstruction
-benign enlarged prostate
-prostate cancer
-some unheard of bowel condition that will probably be named after me

Does anyone have any kind of insight at all to this? Before you ask me to elaborate if I have any other symptoms, the answer is know. I have described all of them to you. Please do not ask if I have other symptoms I would obviously have included if I did. No there is not blood. No there is not pain etc. There is a little mucus sometimes a lot. Actually often lots of mucus. I have been dealing with this for over a year. I can not get in to see a doctor for weeks to a month. Please anyone who knows anything share it...

>>11205947
Rod Serling, creator of the Twilight Zone, after getting back from WWII was a parachute tester.
A month before his wedding he got $1000 for testing a 'chute that killed the previous three testers.

If you're ballsy, go towards that. Become a tester. At least you'll die in a blaze of glory.