/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6272394
nah, 24th century femto-machines render them obsolete

>>6238821
vampires love their girls every night of the month
;)

>>6208966
don't drink and derive =p
also, lel @ 'hospital rule'

>>3837333
thats what she said

holy fuck! did you take that pic? you have that much kush??

>>3286411

>>3079026
pound sign as a smiley?
looks like predator with palatoschisis

>>2746543
It's like you haven't noticed I'm trolling you.

>>2596959
tahnk you amerikka!

>>2534991
>Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
I still think Vince should voiceover Scout in TF2.

>>2443797
wantwantwant

>>2418158
>The -1 answer is a red herring
no shit!?
really!??
fuck, i was gonna drive my boat backwards at 1 kilometer an hour...

>>2348906

>http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8171119/spanish-woman-claims-ownership-of-the-sun

>"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

>The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".

>Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

>She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger — and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

>"It is time to start doing things the right way. If there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's well-being, why not do it?" she asked.

I'm torn with wanting this to happen, half being the biggest troll in the world, and half don't want to pay tax to the Spanish government.

>>1932875