/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11207906

Damn, Greta Thunberg look like THAT?

>>8150750

When you charge a battery, a tiny demon discovered by physicist James Clerk Maxwell runs around, plucking electrons from out of the electric stream your charging method creates, putting them in a basket, then carefully hanging them onto particles lacking them on the other end, a bit like children decorating a Christmas Tree with ornaments. All of this happens quite quickly, because demons are known to move around at very high speed, but all the same, the larger the battery, the more work the little fellow has to do, and this extends the time needed to charge. Because the demon is trapped within the battery by a voodoo curse using the Black Cat on the Eveready logo, the net weight actually drops, because he loses weight from his exertions, but the additional electrons offset it perfectly...the weight remains constant.

It should be noted that charging a battery is therefore communing with the Unholy, but it's a worthwhile sin, as it allows us to talk on the cell phone and get porn on the go.

>>6635330

There are more ants in your scenario than there are atoms in the universe