/sci/ - Science & Math

I don't mind being Space-Jesus

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with this logic; the fact that the omnipotent is male shows that it does not obey the rule of opposites, and a man alone cannot bore children without the opposing female element; this entirely disproves the existence of the male ‘oneist’ God – also showing that worship itself is homosexual adoration. To be omnipotent and omniscient God cannot be the concept of one, as to appear at all locations; mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down (to know all, to love all) God must be composed of the same cubic nature that is existent in the universe – a ‘oneist’ God cannot love all, whilst a cubic God can span across places; this would not be a man nor woman but rather a cubic spirit, an asexual being.

Humans are a workforce designed to follow the hours on the GMT clocks, which measure a non-existent time dimension that was induced by the fabrication of Pi mentioned earlier, the actual distance of Pi’s “3” is equal to the distance of the 12 numeral on a clock to the 10 numeral on the clock, and the infinite decimal “.14” of Pi is what induced the second hand to tick in the first place. The dimension of time and fabrication of Pi rely on each other to be true statements, if one is non-existent then the other can be seen for the untruth that it is. A real clock system would measure the rotation of the planet, sun-up, sun-down, mid-day and mid-night rather than depicting the 12 hours from the invisible imaginary time dimension, for the planet Earth has antipodes, if it was mid-day in one location then it will be mid-night directly the other side of the planet (on the given antipode); this would also set upon the Earth four imaginary quadrants, one for each segment of a full cubic day (for example, the segment of which sun-up occurs between 1-4 – location A begins sun-up at 1, location B begins sun-up at 2 from location A’s point of view). This requires the clocks to go up to 16 (4 in each quadrant of the circle) with marks at 4, 8 and 12; this ultimately means that each imaginary quadrant witnesses its own 24 hour day, meaning that in one full rotation of the Planet there are 96 hours and 4 separate days occurring at once (16 hours for the top, bottom, left, right, front and back – all occurring simultaneously through the path of sol).

From this day onwards, I formally declare myself as the advocate for all theists in the world. I am a Jesuit and an ally to any religion.

>i single handedly defeated /sci/ with wisdom and wit, multiple times

any questions before I leave

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