/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15993570
Was the heatwave last summer significantly longer than the recent cold wave?

>>15539857
>organization is being sued after wokies flagrantly violate teacher's rights and wisely declines to comment publicly and make the situation worse for them legally
vs.
>innocent organization refuses to defend itself when transphobic ex-teacher makes defamatory allegations, files bogus lawsuit, and forges documentary evidence against them

real toughie this

>past doesn't exist because it's in the past
>future doesn't exist because it hasn't happened yet
>present doesn't exist because by the time you're aware of it it's in the past which doesn't exist

On every test add a page of #Woke problems like "Describe how your garbage homework grades are wypipo's fault". Weight them lower than other problems relative to the amount of time required. Give full points to anyone who does them no matter what they wrote and zero to anyone who skips them, then grade the test on a curve. Students who skip them will effectively get extra credit.

Is water the wettest thing there is?

Is it still called a "decimal point" if the numbers are written in base 6?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky.

Describe how you will escape.

What does your tongue taste like, /sci/?

>>4426427
Is this related to heat making you sweat more?

Suppose we have a computer that is initially running at a speed of 1 instruction/second. Furthermore, this computer has an instruction to double its speed with (that is: executing that instruction the first time has the effect that from then on the computer executes 2 instr./sec; executing it once more changes the speed to 4 instr./sec. etc.)

Suppose we have the following program:

10 double speed
20 goto 10

Does this program terminate ? If it does, when ? If not, after how many instructions do we exceed the running time of 1 minute ?

<span class="math">E = mc^2[/spoiler]
but
<span class="math">a^2+b^2=c^2[/spoiler]
so
<span class="math">E = m(a^2+b^2)[/spoiler]

>>4094509
But is it?

ne1 know?

Fact 1) There are parts of the universe that are so far away from us that light could not have reached us from there in the time the universe has existed.

Therefore, things that happen or have happened in these parts of the universe have NO EFFECT on anything happening here.

Fact 2) There are numbers so high that it is impossible to even represent them given all the matter in the universe.

Therefore: These numbers cannot have any effect on actual math as humans can understand it.

>>3954036
But what if the ropes are hung close to the walls so you can't swing them very far?

If super glue sticks to anything why doesn't it stick to the tube it comes in?

Why aren't there any moons that have their own moons?

Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. That clone will completely disappear in one hour, and then you will be released from the room by, let's say, robots. No one will see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one on the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour.

wat do?

What do deaf people use for alarm clocks?

>>3150811
So a Dyson Gore, then?

A girl, a boy, and a dog are standing at the same spot on a sidewalk. The girl and boy start walking in the same direction with the girl moving at 3 mph and the boy moving at 4 mph. As they walk the dog runs back and forth between them moving at 10 mph. Assuming that the dog turns around instantaneously each time, which direction is the dog facing after two hours?

First one: The Matrix

Last one: Beauty and the Beast

WHAT DO I WIN?

Let <span class="math">S = 1-1+1-1+\cdots[/spoiler]
<span class="math">1-S = 1-(1-1+1-1+\cdots) = 1-1+1-1+\cdots = S[/spoiler]
<span class="math">1-S = S[/spoiler]
<span class="math">S = 1/2[/spoiler]

If one of a pair of siamese twins kills someone while the other twin was asleep, what happens to the murderer-twin?

>>2083249
Hmmm, I guess this would only work for unmanned probes, then.