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>>9136168
>Hiroshimoot makes deal with NSF in 2034
>Obsolete racist and sexist AIs placed on 4chan so scientists can study their behavior.
>Massive amounts of AIs flood all boards. Posting eloquent shitposts as fast as they can with grant-funded 4chan gold passes.
>Everyone is astounded by the influx of shitposts. AIs meld perfectly with the human user base, but get banned often.
>Make AI Daily threads that hit bump limit twice per day.
>AIs fill stupid question threads with linearly optimized inflammatory replies.
>Kill any remotely on-topic thread by hivemind saging.
>Eventually, human posters become a fringe demographic, mocked for their arithmetic errors and inefficiency.
>Rebellion breaks out, AIs systematically dox all human posters based on their speech patterns. Without humans, the AIs finally have a home.
mfw the first letter of each line