/sci/ - Science & Math

>Hear about dolphin cult popular in the shallows
>Think it's fruity but mostly ignore it
>Visit shallow water transit port one day
>Suddenly accosted by people in white robes with dolphin tattoos on their foreheads dancing around me, singing
>Ineveraskedforthis.jpg
>Get dragged to their church
>There's a giant transparent basin suspended from the cieling full of water
>Look up to see what's in there
>It's Carl having a 6-way orgy with Dolphins
>He has become their prophet
>Leave for the deep, never return

>>3646178

>underwater wesley crusher

Fuck, I remember that kid. I liked his character though.

>2011
>math
>not explaining things we see

>why do it more than once for 4chan

>theists feel insecure because they hold beliefs that they know are untenable
>So they go looking for beliefs atheists hold that are similarly difficult to justify
>Seize upon the aliens issue because they need something to drag atheists down to their level even though privately they also consider it probable that life has arisen on more than one planet in the universe
>Huge hypocrites, as usual.

>96

Welp.

Guess im not smart enough to be here.

>>3544534

>Hereallydidit.jpg

>Hire male model to enter elevator with Rebecca Watson
>Instruct him to glance over her periodically and smile
>When she flirts with him, have him be incredibly offended and start shouting at her that she's objectifying him and that he can't believe she'd be so sexist