/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11986272
>suicide
>two gunshots
if i shoot myself in the head why would i be able to shot again if i'm already dead?

>be me, 2035
>flying my SpaceX Intercontinental Massive Planecraft (or SIMP for short) from New York to London
>cruising at 150,000 feet
>going to be in
>L O N D ON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>in 10 minutes to fuck this really hot cyberchick I matched with on PlentyofFishonEarth
>chilling and browsing channel 64 out of boredom
>suddenly hear a loud crash
>SIMP starts shaking and I can feel the craft rapidly descend
>look outside
>mfw right wing has been cleanly cut off
>attempt to control SIMP
>contact mesosphere traffic control (MTC) and explain the situation
>"PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP"
>start panicking
>rapidly decending and losing contact with the MTC
>hear few final words from MTC
>make out something like "collision ... elevator cable "
>mfw I collided with the space elevator and am about to die horrifically
>mfw all this for some cyberpussy
>we should never have left the surface of the earth