/sci/ - Science & Math

is science a clone

Ayo, this is a petty fucking shitpost from someone in my position but I pity all you dumbass kids going to whatever "prestigious" shithole you're either attending or will be attending next year only to go to hell shortly after. I also pity all the black kids on here who feel jealous of you fucking deluded dipshits. Same time I understand since its your first introduction to the world of academia. Very fucking petty from a guy in my shoes right now but I had to let this out. I probably wouldn't have made this post on 2014 /sci/ but this place is a dumping ground at this point.

>tfw wealthy black man
>been living like a lower class white man for several hours now
>very upset worried and scared but not even remotely comparable to the fear, anxiety and upset of a white man

Please comfort me.

I've only seen three people get the answer correct so far.

>I go to MTV TRL
>PlayBoi Carti was performing
>he is singing his song magnolia
>I'm with my sister who is an auntie
>Everyone is singing along
>the playboi says "Yo b*tch look like an auntie
>My sister sings along and I get confused
>I say "But clarissa You're an auntie, why would you say this?"
>Everyone looks at me like I'M some sort of weirdo
>My sister ignores me
>I tell her again LOUDLY "CLARISSA YOUR SISTER HAS A CHILD THE PLAYBOI IS SAYING YOU LOOK BAD"
>She gets really angry and starts crying
>everyone looks at me like I'm some type of compulsive lunatic who can't shut up about minor stuff when I was just asking a question and everything I said was true
>Now she won't talk to me

What the hell is wrong with my sister, scientifically speaking?

>I go to MTV TRL
>PlayBoi Carti was performing
>he is singing his song magnolia
>I'm with my sister who is an auntie
>Everyone is singing along
>the playboi says "Yo b*tch look like an auntie
>My sister sings along and I get confused
>I say "But clarissa You're an auntie, why would you say this?"
>Everyone looks at me like I'M some sort of weirdo
>My sister ignores me
>I tell her again LOUDLY "CLARISSA YOUR SISTER HAS A CHILD THE PLAYBOI IS SAYING YOU LOOK BAD"
>She gets really angry and starts crying
>everyone looks at me like I'm some type of compulsive lunatic who can't shut up about minor stuff when I was just asking a question and everything I said was true
>Now she won't talk to me

What the hell is wrong with my sister?

>tfw tested with mensa last night with an IQ of 82
>At the same time one of the smartest living people on the planet

Don't worry about your IQ, its bullshit.