/sci/ - Science & Math

>be undergrad physics student
>having brunch with a bunch of premed students
>they have a bizarre smirk on their face
>wonder what is going on the entire time
>roughly 20 minutes later
>head home
>needed to take a piss really badly, coffee was getting to my urinary tract
>look at my urine stream
>it's fucking DEEP, DARK BLUE
>mfw
>believe i have some insane rare parasitic infection or food poisoning from that shitty ihop and that i'm going to die shortly
>panic, sweating like hell
>grab my phone to dial emergency services
>forgot it died earlier in the morning as i had not charged it for two days
>run up stairs to grab charger
>i trip and fall down steps from panicking so much
>i twisted my fucking ankle
>limp back up stairs, ready to have a heart attack from stress
>finally dial emergency services
>bitch lies and says i probably have some rare form of porphyria
>have no idea what that is
>panic even more
>ask if i'll be able to drive to the hospital
>she confirms
>get in car, drive a good 40mph over the speed limit
>tailgate a good 18 people, get flipped off several times
>ready to collapse from stress, call parents on the way and tell them i love them
>get to hospital
>wait 20 minutes, still panicking
>several tests
>i have methylene blue in my urinary tract
>turns out the faggot scumbag premed students spiked my coffee with methylene blue thinking it was "funny"
>mfw

fucking premed FAGGOTS

TOP 10 REASONS WHY GENERAL REALATIVITY IS BETTER AND LOOP QUANTUM GRAVITY AND STRING THOERI'S SUCK

1. <span class="math">GERAVITEE~ IS~ NEOT~ QAUNTISED[/spoiler]
2. <span class="math">\mathbf{GRAMITII~ IS~ NOOWT~ CUANTIZED}[/spoiler]
3. <span class="math">GRAYVITY~ IS~ NOET~ QUANTSED[/spoiler]
4. <span class="math">\mathbf{GRAMITIVITY~ IS~ NOIT~ QUNTIFIED}[/spoiler]
5. <span class="math">\mathbf{GRAEVITY~ IS~ NOMT~ QANTIZED}[/spoiler]
6. <span class="math">GRAIVITY~ IS~ NORT~ QUINTISD[/spoiler]
7. <span class="math">GRAMITIVITY~ IS~ NOET~ QUANTATIZED[/spoiler]
8. <span class="math">\mathbf{GRAVITE~ IS~ NEOT~ QCUANTIFIZED}[/spoiler]
9. <span class="math">GRVITY~ IS~ NOET~ QAUNTIZIATIONED[/spoiler]
10. <span class="math">GRAVITIAETION~~~~ IS NEOT QUANTIZATIONESD[/spoiler]

The neutrino leaves the bar.
The bartender says: "We don't serve FTL particles."
A neutrino enters a bar.

>mfw i do this and people tell me i'm going to hell, just thories, gausses; science voodoo shit no proof, etc
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>math I
>math II