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Everyone should be worried about it, but here's some solution proposals, and if these don't work we all just kill ourselves:
1. set off a bunch of nukes in an unpopulated area (antarctica for example) to cause a nuclear winter just big enough to cancel out the warming
2. move everyone inland as fast as possible, hope the coming extreme droughts don't render agriculture impossible
3. everyone become primitivists like the unabomber, cut the power lines, everyone fights all at once to determine who will be the fittest hunter-gatherers to populate the new post-apocalyptic world
4. build a nuclear pulse propulsion generation ship and send it to the nearest habitable planet to ensure the human species survives as the earth becomes uninhabitable
5. rebuild the amazon rainforest by setting up a perimeter and killing everybody on sight who tries to cut stuff down, simultaneously terraform the sahara, the co2 would get sucked up by all the trees and shit

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