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VSAUCE

Michael here!

Do you ever fiddle with your foreskin? Sometimes, I try to stick a coffee stirring straw into my dick hole.

Holes... like, Black Holes...
In 1916, Karl Schwarzchild successfully postulated the existence of black holes. Through his work, he was able to predict that under such a singificant gravitational force, a stirring straw would be able to slide down inside a man's erection and give me a really good orgasm.

And as always, thanks for watching.

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. This is Earth as seen from Saturn. That is us right there. And if you look closely, ok, see this little protuberance? That's the Moon. This image was taken by the Cassini spacecraft on July 19th, 2013 at 21:27 Coordinated Universal Time. The thing is, NASA gave the public advanced warning of when it would be taken, which means that this image of Earth was the first ever taken from space that some people on Earth were actually posing for.

Our planet looks so small, insignificant, fragile. I recently attended the premiere of Sky 1's upcoming "You, Me and the Apocalypse" with some cool YouTubers and it got me thinking. In the show, the characters find out that they're only 34 days left before a comet smashes into Earth that's likely to end humanity. They all react in different interesting ways, but what would I do if I found out that there were only 34 days of human history left? Ok, my first priority would be to get back to America to be with my family. But after that? I don't really have a bucket list. Except that is exactly what I would want to spend my last few weeks doing. Making a list to put in a bucket that I would then send far out into space away from Earth's impending vaporization.

>>9429908
Time dilation is a brainlet philosophy unsupported by actual science

>>9406852
>>9406827
>>9406866
holy

vsauce

michael here

there is a 50% chance that you are dead. you are either alive, or you're not.

Yea

>>9376881
>map has 5 colors
bitcoin now

>>9375169
6 = 2 + 5

Guys, i need your help. I just fucking realized that the reason i always had complications with maths was because

1. My primary school yeas were in some alternative social-constructivist shithole (they didnt help me develop my logical reasoning properly)

2. My country's school's way of teaching math is pretty mechanical and "chug and plug" (i.e not flexible for problems outside the ones taught in school)

Do you know of any honest, based books for kiddies on proportions, equation systems and classical problems ? Preferably by asian countries but anything goes.

>>9373924
>1.666...6 ÷ 5 = 0.333...3
>0.333...3 × 5 = 1.666...5

FUCK

>>9373163
Vsauce

Michael here

Did you know that indians poop in the streets? they just take a squat and drop the butt right on the road.

Telomeres... telomeres are little parts on your chromosomes that tell each chromosome "i'm done shitting in the street, time to close my butt so potty-witches do not posses me".

The speed... of darkness.