/sci/ - Science & Math

Hilarious and or/Horrible lab accidents you've been in or witnessed

>At community college
>Introductory chem
>Girl is carrying around container filled with potassium and giving a little to each group
>Gets around back to her setup and decides to just straight up measure by eye and put it straight in the water
>Puts 13 grams of pure potassium into water
>Explodes in her face and 3 other people around her

>mfw the base of the container misses my face by a few inches and hits the wall instead

>yfw when there is no more putnam problem and hasn't been for a while

Has /sci/ accepted Phi(the golden ratio) as their lord and savior? YOLO guys, YOLO.

>mfw I see so much of my younger self reflected in /sci/ threads

You needn't get rid of your emotions. Controlling them is easy enough given time. Empathy is useful, allows us to understand others' drives and motives. The fact people are suggesting labotomy and drug therapy should show you that it isn't worth it. Though if you do want to somewhat less emotionally malleable, I would agree that a few months/years browsing 4chan indiscriminately would be helpful.

Brb, burning my Richard Dawkins poster.

>mfw I never die in dreams, but I see other people die quite brutally

There is this fucking device in my dreams which is recurring. Imagine a cartoony, cliche gift (cube, wrapped in red paper and a bow) with a pink rabbit sitting on top of it. It also has some lenses sticking out of it. The top comes of and shit just happens.

>mfw you're doing it wrong

And most people are aware that IQ is a lowsy test of intelligence.

Sounds like a cheery future.

Jesus fuck oh shit fuck fuck shit fuck that's high up oh shit.

I feel so sorry for creationists. Like, it's not even funny anymore, it's just so pathetic that it hurts.