/sci/ - Science & Math

So hey /sci/, I'm making this game based on this board, but not really 4chan, which might be a mini-game in some other game. So basically you receive/read an anonymous e-mail, IM, post on some other board et cetera and you can't respond directly to it for whatever reasons...

>Welcome to /sci/ club..
>first rule of /sci/ club is to tell everybody their wrong
>second rule of /sci/ club is that you're wrong
>third rule of /sci/ club is it is wrong

>When somebody asks for proof you tell them to google it themselves.

>When somebody makes a good point you link a wikipedia article that briefly mentions something their talking about and say as little about it as possible.

>If someone calls or implies you are a troll tell them everybody thinks their an arrogant faggot

what should I add or take away?
Bear in mind there will be a non-internet environment/world to explore in which this thing will comeback up where people will call it "the science club". There will be plot twists based on this element but I can't really share those because that'll destroy the purpose of this mini-game.