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These threads are so genius

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Protip: femanon isn't

God is love,
love is blind,
Stevie Wonder is blind,
therefore Stevie Wonder is God.

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>find space x however many spaces between each number
>replace with single space

>mfw private catholic school
>mfw in math I learn up to integral calculus
>mfw in physics I learn up to termodinamics and the basics of electromagnetism
>mfw in time, when I went to college my high school knowledge get me trough phys 1 and calc 1 effortless.

>not catching girl's ponytails on fire with bunsen burner. Especially if they had used hairspray

>engineering major, sophomore
>shitty day at university
>come home
>check email
>Open an email from my counselor
>large local oil company just gave me a $10,000 merit-based scholarship due to my high grades and my leadership inside my engineering program.
>my fucking face when I broke up with my girlfriend a month ago, and one of her arguments was that I study too much and don't focus on her.

Fuck women, /sci/. Real women who love you wouldn't pull shit like that on you.

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FUUUUCK! OP here, yes! It was so fucking obvious.
I had the notion the (x^-1)^2 = x^2 because the ^2 cancels the negative sign in the first power. But according to the laws of exponentation (x^-1)^2 is x^(-1*2)= x^-2!

HOLY SHIT I FEEL FUCKING DUMB.
Thanks guys.

>>3026391
>mfw other people have started using this moniker

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>>2985502
I am a physicist.

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ohyou.troll
0/10

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>>2472915
None of the above

Bit of a wage slave at the moment though

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O gosh.

>>2331949
>mfw I'm signed up for Green power

nope, my dad is filthy rich so i can just study stuff that is actually interesting and not some gayfuckboring shit like economics.
you jelly??

>mfw cosmos is on

this chick....

>mfw I was just kissing my girlfriend today

>>1963613
Buy half an ounce of nice marijuana from your local friendly stoner, and then torrent Carl Sagan's Cosmos to watch, while smoking weed and perhaps some shrooms.
And then go learn math like a boss at http://www.khanacademy.org/

>moving to middle of fucking nowhere
>gonna live in a subsidized black spot area, so I'm getting 100mbps satellite for fuck all
>few days ago found old telescope in shed
>no light pollution
>final destination