/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11079728
>Bridenstine the fat career military industrial cuck is playing le 5d chess around the democrats because reasons

>>5745111

I have a problem with raising animals for the sole purpose of human consumption.

>>5745114
>lol. thats just retarded.

How so?

Still less retarded than destroying your health with that pile of shit called burgers anyway.

>"I think you know why I've called you both before me. To grovel for funding. Space guy you go first"
>"We found more red rocks on Mars"
>"FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! Shit, ocean guy, that's going to be a hard act to follow. Whaddya got?"
>"We found a biologically immortal jellyfish capable of de-aging to a juvenile sta-"
>"Is it an alien jellyfish?"
>"..W...Well no, but we could develop longevity drugs based o-"
>"Ocean, why. Why do you waste my time like this. Space guy?"
>"Yeah?"
>"I'm giving you ocean guy's funding."
>"With this, I can confirm again that there used to be water on Mars, with 1% additional certainty than before"
>"And that's why you're my golden boy. Ocean guy, are you still here? Leave already, it hurts to look at you."
>"B...but climate change affects the oceans, we rely on fish stocks f-"
>"MNYEH MNYEH CLYMUHT CHAYNGE, MUH OSHUNS. That's what you sound like. Space guy, let's hear a plan for putting humans on Mars so they can find red rocks, instead of letting robots hog all that glory."