/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9440086
>it looks like something so it is something

r9k sent me, I want to know if human-plant hybrids are entirely out of the queston or if nobody has tried it yet.

I just watered my houseplants and randomly thought if maybe I could mix my semen in and slowly alter the organism by feeding it jizzwater. The idea is to create a mix that will not harm the plant and cause it to assimilate human dna into its system.

Please tell me exactly how stupid this is.
If you tell me it's impossible I will feel compelled to become a crazy plant professor and dedicate my entire life, and by that I mean like two days before I get bored, to making it happen.

They also told me to use a gorilla for my pic. I hope this pleases the science gods.

I have a problem when integrating, to be exact when I have to substitute the x's differential
For example,
S f(x) dx
and I decide to solve it by the substitution method so as f(x)=u
S u dx
I always come to the problem of how to transform dx into du terms (u differential), I mostly have luck (inventing something as xdx = udu= udu/u = du) but that can't work always, what is the method to follow?

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>>5074512
I have been giving actual arguments. You have been name calling.

>>4985180
Think up more ways to expand our influence. More ways to perfect our science. More ways to enhance our art and literature.

Also i'm, at least 90% certain there would be sex clones and bots everywhere....

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